Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Confessions of a childish boy


A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY IS CHILDISH?HOW CAN THAT BE POSSIBLE??Well,to state the truth,I am childish.I do not feel embarrassed at all.I carry a sense of pride within me as I can find joy in playing with toys,unlike most other teenagers of my age.Toys are a child's best friend.Some people revitalise their day by having an occasional game of badminton, a ride around the neighbourhood on a scooter but I inject laughter in my day.Pride is made of two vines-life and death.But it is different.Pride can be used for enjoyment without harming anything physically or mentally.For example,till now,I still loved playing with toy monsters and marvel figurines fighting each other,destroying toy cars and a brio set train track.Causalities were suffered,most likely consisted of civilians and villains.That is "death".And as the victors stood proudly,looking ever so tall,their heroic silloutet shadowed by my lamp,a sense of satisfaction overwhelms me.When I play with the plastic figurines,I let my hair down and had forgotten the burden of homework piling on me or the occasional headaches caused by stress.I feel refreshed and full of energy when I found time with my toys.It was as if I was transported to my imaginary world,with monsters,villains terrorising powerless civilians as super heroes swung into actions.Anything from a cute little mouse to a ten-foot tall dinosaur could appear in my imaginary world.My mind goes wild when I played with toys.Creative ideas popped up in my head every second as I constructed my world of imagination.I would find joy in my childhood in spending time with my precious toys.I would say this proudly that I love toys even though I am thirteen and am not ashamed of it at all.Not one bit.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

The Second World War quiz

As all of you,the Second World War has ended long time ago but it is still being remembered.Want to figure out how to experience war in the rain?Just follow what this US soldier who fought in the war.


1.Dig a hole in the back garden while it is raining.

2.Sit in the hole while the water climbs around your ankles.

3.Pour cold mud down your collar

4.Sit there for 48 hours and,so there is no danger of dozing off,imagine that a guy is sneaking around waiting to club you on the head or set fire on your house.

5.Get out of the hole.

6.Fill a suitcase full of rocks.

7.Pick it up,hold something which weighs at least 2kg in your other hand and walk on the muddiest road you can find.

8.Fall flat on your face every few minutes.

9.Snoop around until you find a bull.

10.Try to sneak around him.

11.When he sees you,run like hell all the way back to your hole in the backgarden.

12.If you repeat this every three days for several months,you will be able to understand.


Excerpted from Terry Deary,Horrible Histories,The Woeful Second World War(1999)

Published by Norhaven Paperback,Virborg A/S, Denmark



See what I mean?We are so fortunate.





Sunday, March 22, 2009

Naturalistic:Philip Malloy,Nothing But The Truth

Arghhhh!How I wished I could experience the refreshing yet cooling sensation of running in the gentle breeze endlessly.Oh,how I wished to compete in running events,the crowd cheering me on with utter enthusiasm and my parents beaming at me proudly,saying:"That is my son Philip!" However,this was not what had happened in reality,the real world.The only thing I could see was my legs striding across the terrain,running,running,running.I feel.......how should I say it....desolate,lonely.All my friends detest me,keeps me at arm's length,all they do is ignore me and try to avoid me whenever possible!My parents.....they are not even responsible,all they do is dump me in Washington Academy(IT DOES NOT HAVE A TRACK TEAM!)and get on with their daily,hectic work schedule.It was as if me being born into this wonderful world was just another burden to them!Arghhh..I...I don't even love them anymore!Wait,wait,why didn't I think of that?A brilliant thought lit up my mind:RUN AWAY FROM HOME!That's the best and ideal solution to the current problems I face.Hmmm.....running away in my country is not a very outstanding nor fantastic idea,for starters,there would be many eye witnesses and my parents could just inform the police,telling then I was still in USA!No way I could outrun a team of highly trained ,professional personnel!That idea is not good at all!Hey,I know:Just run away from USA!Travel to another country without my parents knowing and there would be a lower chance of me being spotted there as no one knows me,not even identify me!YES,Philip,you are a genius!Me running away from my own problems would cause people to eventually forget them!2 years later,everybody would probably think:Hey,who is that boy who created such a commotion by singing 'The Star-Spangled Banner"?Anyway,I need to find a country with suitable conditions for me to run everyday in order to revitalize my running career.It would need to have warm climate for me to run daily,a low cost of living,plentiful of jobs and someplace relatively remote so that I cannot be easily found.This would be paradise for me!I would be able to revitalize my running career and all my problems would be solved!It is like "Killing two birds with one stone!"Let's see,how about Switzerland?No,no it is freezing cold there and the cost of living is pretty high because their currency used is Euros.How about Egypt?Nah,it is remote but it would be scorching hot there,not a good condition for me to train there.Hmmm....maybe some country in Asia.How about Singapore?Heard from lots of people from USA that's it is a wonderful country with clean environment,it is a safe city to live in and moreover,it has a tropical climate,it is summer 365 days constantly!The food there is charged at cheap and affordable prices,a Chicken Cutlet sold at a food center costs only 3.5 US dollars,which is much cheaper compared to the 9.95 US dollars chicken cutlet sold in USA!I did my research before on Singapore and I found out that there are plenty of apartments for me to rent and constant job opportunities for me to grab.Nobody,not my family members,my so called"FRIENDS" nor my teachers would ever discover that I had escaped to Singapore in Southeast Asia,which is on the opposite side of the Earth from the United States!Singapore,here I come!Yes, in the wee hours of the morning,I would pack my belongings,take my passport,grab the US 10000 dollars my father keeps in the safe,book a flight ticket and a taxi for me to be ferried to the airport and by daylight,I would be gone!All I got to do is plan carefully now......

Friday, March 6, 2009

APOLOGY

I am so,very sorry that I POSTED THE WRONG BOOK ON MY BLOG!Please,I am not reading the Prima guide or whatever,I am reading the NOVEL.A thousand apologies.

My experience of maintaining a blog


A blog.Those two words rang incessantly like an imaginary ice cream bell in my head.In primary school,most of my friends had blogs.I thought having a blog was a waste of precious time and effort but after entering Hwa Chong Institution,I had no choice but to create a blog.In the very beginning,I,again having the mentality of a Primary 6 student,thought that it was a waste of time and effort to maintain a blog and the thought of risks of maintaining blogs pervaded my train of thoughts,causing me to have a huge desire and certainty of taking down my blog.I simply thought:Why should we write our own views and thoughts on certain matters when we can just voice them out?However after having a blog,I found out that a blog was a good platform to voice out thoughts as most of the minute details of our views will be placed on the blog,unlike voicing them out as we may overlook them.I like blogging as it not only helps me to improve my writing skills,it is also a great aid in comprehending English passages with better and more precise understanding.However,I also dislike blogging(Nothing in this world is perfect!) because of me having difficulty in signing into my Blogger account and moreover,I am increasingly frustrated because of the lack of user-friendly icons on blog accounts to guide a "Computer Illiterate" like me.Having a electronic bookshelf tied to my blog is absolutely a excellent idea.I can share the books I read on my blog,allowing them to comment on the books I have read too.I can also gain satisfaction on the number of books I have read over the years.(P.SMy electronic bookshelf is not updated yet!) I am currently reading the science fi ction novel"STAR WARS THE FORCE UNLEASHED)http://weread.com/profile/Gary/E3F2DAEC-BCE1-482A-A227-24E066DAFAA3?con_sandbox=booksiread&container_type=booksiread